Bitch I Might Be.
comprecation:

DRAG HA

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

(via fuglypudding)

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

(via shewantsthediddly)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

(via sneakymaknae)

(Source: srsfunny, via sneakymaknae)

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

sassykardashian:

*takes emoji off your contact name because you’re being a little too extra*

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(Source: asexualjonsnow, via crystallized-teardrops)